Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle was arrested Monday for shoplifting cologne from the Dillard’s in Frisco.
Here are the possible colognes, ranked by probability:
10: PherX Pheromone Cologne for Men
9: Clubman Virgin Island Bay Rum Body Care
8: Mambo by Liz Claiborne
7: Fragrances Of Ireland Inis The Energy of The Sea Cologne Spray
6: English Leather by Dana for Men
5: Salvatore Ferragamo Acqua Essenziale Eau de Toilette Spray for Men
4: Michael Jordan by Michael Jordan for Men
3: Sex Panther
2: Caesars By Caesar’s World For Men
1: Gucci Guilty
Randle will make at least $555,000 this year.
UPDATE: Oh, my god. It actually was Gucci Guilty.
